Anti-Radiation Pants

You know how some people think that the radiation from their cell phones is bad for them? (We aren't agreeing or denying) - What they need is a pair of pants that protects them from this harmful radiation! Or, if custom pants designed around your smartphone is a bit too much to bite - just make a radiation-proof pocket liner! You could make it one-sided, so that they still get reception while protecting themselves....

Or, two sided, so that they can protect RFID security badges and passports from techno-thieves trying to read the information off them!

Perfect for the health-concerned vegan AND the security-serious businessman. What are you waiting for!